That’s a song by Julie Roberts we like- we never expected to experience it in the rainforest of Borneo!
So, we got picked up at our premium villa on our last morning at Borneo Rainforest Lodge. The vehicle was the same premium type we came in by, a Toyota Land Rover or something, with nice leather seats, four wheel drive, super air conditioning- all the comforts we expect.
Our driver seemed to have a bit of a cough. Mike gets pretty covid conscious in a situation like that when trapped in a small space with no airflow, so he opened his window- and that’s when things started going downhill.
His window would not go back up. He did not mention this to the driver, but it seemed to Chris the driver was agitated and started driving faster. Maybe he already knew something was wrong with the vehicle so that’s why he was driving faster trying to get us to flat land or civilization before it completely conked out π€·♀️
Anyway, it kept getting worse, smoke was pouring out the side vent and we could feel the gears slipping. He stopped and turned it off completely a few times and then would turn it back on and we would progress a bit. Eventually it died for good - sooooooo ….. he asked could we get out and walk and he would carry our luggage. The conservative center he said was only 20 minutes away.
We assured him we were healthy and fit and that was no problem and he said he “called a friend” with another car to meet us there. Bear in mind we have a flight to catch to then make a connection with a driver for a two hour drive to the boat to get to Borneo Eagle Resort.
So we start walking and Chris decides not to look back because she didn’t think the driver looked fit enough for this and figured he would have a heart attack with our two pieces of luggage.
Now, the odd and frustrating part was the language barrier and the fact that two vehicles had passed us coming inward which he just waved at like everything was fine - and it surely wasn’t! By his friend he must have meant his supervisor but we still have no idea why two other trucks didn’t stop to offer help before he finally stopped a truck coming out and talked with them (Mike looked back to see this) and that truck then caught up to us and our luggage was in the bed and they told us to get in. One spoke good English and was very friendly.
But then they just left us at the conservative stop and we were still sort of clueless. Now we are getting really worried we will miss our flight. And now new vehicles with new guests are making their way in and stopping (this is one of two bathroom breaks for incoming guests) but they really were not that helpful and then a lot of voices started getting raised.
Finally, here comes our original driver huffing and puffing down the road who again assures us a car is on the way. The car is red he is able to tell us, as if that will reassure us we won’t miss our flight.
Eventually our red truck shows up and the driver is super friendly, he offers us bananas π and we get going again.
And then we hit a traffic jam!!!
Well, we made it and it’s a very very small airport and more Borneo Eco Tour staff were there to meet us and make check in go smoothly. One of them said we heard your car broke down. Chris told them no, YOUR car broke down, we just happened to be in it.
Chris thinks the driver was going too fast and something kicked up underneath and caused a leak. The driver said he checked it in the morning and now it’s getting lower. She bit her tongue and didn’t say well you were driving like a bat out of hell so what did you expect. You see, our drive in was lovely with Azmie, our driver, who was also a birder and drove at a normal speed.
I wish we thought to take a photo of the broken down vehicle with “nothin up ahead or in the rear view mirror”πΆπΆ but circumstances being what they were we did not. I did get the rescue vehicle and the traffic jam though.
And then it gets better - we make it to the island and we are informed they just got bad news from the national park service that there is a giant crocodile in the sea so we are to stay out of the water until they shoot it. To be continued…….